i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
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After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
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Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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