I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
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I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
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This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
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