We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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