dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
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