drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
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Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
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My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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