Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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