what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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