Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
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Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
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In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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