I passed out in the cab. Woke up to the cabby yelling SIR SIR WE ARE AT THE TRAIN STATION!! SIRRRR!!
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
He told me I look like a librarian today. I hope that means he has a librarian fetish or something
Disregard. He says he said I look "agrarian" today and just proceeded to compare me to Mumford and Sons. Fuck it, I'm going home and drinking
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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