the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
So many bounce houses so little time
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
me + whiskey = a bad person
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
Randomize
