the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
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Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
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I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
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