Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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