i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
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nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
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Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
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