his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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