Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
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