That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
God I can't wait to have my phone textbombed every night
I told a kindergarten student that candy canes are bones of reject elves.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
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