No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
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