found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
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