Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
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