I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
broke, out of weed, out of gas, out of food, and my gf just left me.
you're writing country songs now?
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
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her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
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I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
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