Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
Randomize
