no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
So I had this brilliant idea that I would sleep in all sorts of sweatpants and sweatshirts... Apparently I thought I could "sweat" off the drunk in my sleep and that it would make me feel better when I woke up
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