Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
pop tarts are not kleenex
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
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