He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
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using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
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Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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