Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
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I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
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I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
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