Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
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I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
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At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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