we're blogging at a bar
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
You said "bag of dicks" before passing out and falling off the landing
Oh god... Please tell me Sarah didn't see me like this
...you may have kinda punched her in the tit on the way down...
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
Just want the two of you to know, I went to a golf tournament today. Respectable, expensive… Flipped the golf cart. Seriously, I'm 40. What the fuck?
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
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