I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
I think I sprained my soul last night
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
Randomize
