Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
I FOUND THE LEGS
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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