Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
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