I feel like I'm in dance class right now
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
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It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
I think I sprained my soul last night
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
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Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
I love you.
Bad choice
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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