People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
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