he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
I told him he was a man of science and that he should conduct experiments on my tits to see how they stay up. I need you to hold onto my larynx when I'm drunk.
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do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
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Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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