Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
organizing the empties. That sober.
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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