So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
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she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
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It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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