I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
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