I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
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Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
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Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
Please stop calling me a pterodactyl during sex. It only happens when you're drunk, but still.
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