Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
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