honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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