Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
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