He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
You're earring is so big in my mouth
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
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