Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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