Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
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