I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
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