Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
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