Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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