dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
Randomize
