Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
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stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
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omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
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