Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
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