Your tits are I can't wait for
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
Holy shit dude........stairs
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