It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
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We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
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