is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
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