How do I say to her "Have you eaten mango lately because my penis had an allergic reaction"
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
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Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
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When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
Chasing my kid around a 30' jungle gym was not how I envisioned spending the day off work to recover from a vasectomy.
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
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