Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
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