Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
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we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
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Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
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